MediaWorks winter schedule: Bravo!

MediaWorks are excited to announce our winter schedule. Part of this announcement is the rebranding of our youth orientated Four channel into Bravo – a channel aimed at stay-at-home mums, students and out-of-work stoners. Cast your eyes over our schedule. We are certain, as long as you are part of our key demographics, you will love it. Anyone else will probably hate it. 

The Real Housewives of Auckland

An exciting new reality show where we follow several Auckland housewives as they travel through Remuera buying clothes and drinking wine while complaining about the administration costs of their children’s trust funds. Recommended viewing.

The Real Housewives of South Auckland

An exciting new reality show where we follow several mothers from South Auckland as they and their husbands work a number of jobs in order to pay their outrageous rents to give their children every opportunity to succeed in life. Recommended viewing.

The Bachelor: Southland

An exciting new reality show where Southland farming bachelor Brian Roberts as he works his way through a couple of netball teams from Mataura. Recommended viewing.

Married at First Sight

An exciting new reality show where we make partners walk up the aisle to marry a complete stranger with hilarious and possibly sexy results. Recommended viewing.

America’s Next Top Bottom

An exciting new reality show where Tyra Banks scours the United States for the world’s best bum. The best 8 weeks you’ll ever spend. Recommended viewing

My Real House Kitchen Bathroom Rules Bachelor Bottom Voice

An exciting new reality show where we combine all other reality show formats in one über format in the vain hope that you will stay tuned to our channel and deliver several hundred people to our wonderful advertisers. Recommended viewing.

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