Open letter from Paula Bennett to the State House tenants & homeless of Auckland

Dear Homeless and others,

Please leave. Except for Hosking, there’s too many Auckland media asking hard questions like, “What are your plans?” and “How will you help these people?” It really has been quite a trying couple of weeks for me having to not answer them (Why can’t Nick Smith fly in to Hobsonville and distract everyone with a giant promise he’ll never keep?).

If you could move out of Auckland and away from your friends and family to Huntly or Tokoroa or Raetihi, that would be choice. Look, I’ll even give you the five grand I was going to spend getting CrosbyTextor to blame Labour for the problem.

Anyway… nub noo.

Love Paula xxx

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One response

  1. It’s funny cause it’s true. Of course, once I stopped laughing I was kind of depressed. Thanks for that.

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