Hello. Peter “Mister Hilarity” Dunne here.
Yesterday it was brought to my attention that I broke the law by speeding. Twice. In one day.
I sniggered through my stand-up in parliament suggesting to the waiting media that this was the biggest scandal in the history of New Zealand politics.
I sniggered. I smirked. I giggled.
Truth be known, it has been some time since I was featured this heavily in the news. The sniggering and what not was a wee ploy to get more people talking about #PlanetDunne. I mean who doesn’t enjoy some hard-hitting comedy shot straight from the hip?
It seems to be working. My twitter feed is brimming with notifications – some of which aren’t abusive.
We’re having an election next year and it turns out I am relevant after all.
That’s Dunne done.*
*comedy gold right there