Prime Minister John Key has issued a brief statement regarding the recent settlement of the ongoing “teapot tapes” saga involving a recording accidentally made by cameraman Bradley Ambrose.
I won!! Even though I lost and had to pay damages out of a secret fund nobody’s ever heard of, I still won.
What a great win.
In your face rest of New Zealand.
Bugger! Can’t use taxpayer’s cash cow. Have to get National Party to pay bill even though I have $50 mill floating about.