John Key statement re Bradley Ambrose tapes

Prime Minister John Key has issued a brief statement regarding the recent settlement of the ongoing “teapot tapes” saga involving a recording accidentally made by cameraman Bradley Ambrose.

STATEMENT BEGINS

A-hahahahahahahaha!!

I won!! Even though I lost and had to pay damages out of a secret fund nobody’s ever heard of, I still won.

What a great win.

In your face rest of New Zealand.

STATEMENT ENDS

STATEMENT RECOMMENCES

Bugger! Can’t use taxpayer’s cash cow. Have to get National Party to pay bill even though I have $50 mill floating about.

STATEMENT RE-ENDS

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